The entertainer on before us was dressed in an immaculate flat Humpty Costume and asked the kids "Does anyone know what happened to me when I fell off the wall?" The kids lashed their hands up with a flourish of popcorn and crisps "Humpty! Humpty! I knows…I’ll tell ya", so Humpty gave one the mike,
"Ya broke" he said "Eggsactly" said Humpty "and do you know how I got back together again? I was fixed by a plastic surgeon…now does anyone know what a plastic surgeon is?"
Another lash up of hands, popcorn and crisps "Humpty! Humpty! I knows…I’ll tell ya", so Humpty called a 6yo up on the stage. "Tell me, whats a plastic surgeon?"
She proudly announced "A Plastic Surgeon is a guy who made Pamela Anderson’s t*ts bigger"
That was the end of his act. We were on next and to this day, I have no idea what our act was all about!
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