Punch and Judy and The Man

In the days before the single puppeteer operation, RR and myself were giving our P&J show some mighty welly. The kids were screaming and yelling and having a ball and we were pushing our panto experience and it was all great fun.

Just as the Copper was about to nick Robbie the Robber - a most irate male adult stuck his head over the playboard, looked down at us and cried out "Would you EVER stop this INFERNAL racket!"

I looked at RR "Jaysus, were not that crap are we?"

The irate adult continued, "I’m trying to have a nice peaceful afternoon in my own garden and I am unable to because of all this noise!!" Ohhh, he lived in one of the posh houses that bordered the Old Belvedere Rugby grounds.

Now as we were not thinking straight, I answered (in Robbie the Robbers voice - with the puppet turning to look at him) "Ehhhhhh, I tink you better talk to de boss - he’s around the back somewhere…I tink!"

"I’m staying right here, until someone comes to talk to me". said the man, Robbie replied "Ehhhh OK - he’ll be witcha-inna-minnit"

So, for the next few minutes - Mr Irate stood in front of the booth, the kids looking at him and both puppets staying on stage…saying nothing….BUT, "kept looking at their watches", "scratching their heads" and were eventually brave enough to start "yawning"!

These surreal few moments eventually passed, Mr Irate moved off the with boss with both puppets stretching the necks following the man as he dissapeared!

"Is he gone, boys and girls" said Robbie, "Yes, he is" sez the boys and girls

Me and RR looked at each other…………………."Oh no he’s not" said the puppets!!!!!

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Chaggaboogie

The other day my wonderful 5yo boy bounced into the room, wiggled his bum at me and said "CHAGGABOOOOOOOOOOOOGIEEEE"

"Huh?" I said

I Googled "Chaggaboogie" (as you would) and had returned "Your search - "Chaggaboogie" - did not match any documents". The genius had invented a new word.

I now own this word (dont tell him) and use it in my magic shows when Abracadabra just isn’t doing it for me. I have submitted this word to the New Collins dictionary.

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Note: I see its starting to work its way into Google now :)

Couch Suprise!

During his early years, one of me clown friends (sounds better than saying "one of me friends who is a clown") was setting up for his party. A great idea came upon him, "I know what! I’ll hide in behind the couch and when the children come into the room - I’ll pop up and say ‘Suprise’…it’ll be great"

He hid, he popped up and he said "Surprise"!

He frightened the lard out of all the kids.

He spent the next 90 minutes outside the front room - in the hall making balloon models and then handing them into the granny who was sitting in her armchair just on the other side of the door.

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Humpty Dumpty and the plastic Surgeon

This is an old one, but many years ago we were part  of a bigger show hosted by The Guinness Brewery in The Iveagh Grounds - it was a special for the locals!

The entertainer on before us was dressed in an immaculate flat Humpty Costume and asked the kids "Does anyone know what happened to me when I fell off the wall?" The kids lashed their hands up with a flourish of popcorn and crisps "Humpty! Humpty! I knows…I’ll tell ya", so Humpty gave one the mike,

 "Ya broke" he said "Eggsactly" said Humpty "and do you know how I got back together again? I was fixed by a plastic surgeon…now does anyone know what a plastic surgeon is?"

Another lash up of hands, popcorn and crisps "Humpty! Humpty! I knows…I’ll tell ya", so Humpty called a 6yo up on the stage. "Tell me, whats a plastic surgeon?"

She proudly announced "A Plastic Surgeon is a guy who made Pamela Anderson’s t*ts bigger"

That was the end of his act. We were on next and to this day, I have no idea what our act was all about!

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Gummy Grin!

I have a regular spot in the Omnipark Shopping Centre and a gorgeous little 5 yo is there EVERY week! She has the cutest gummy grin of all time and during one of the dance games I asked her how much she got from the Tooth Fairy when her teeth fell out.

Her 8yo sister grabbed the mike and informed the world that "They were taken out".

Like a professional wot I be I kept going!

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